pleatedjeans:

someone please go frisbee with this guy.

(via tableforonepleasee)

batblush:

travelingcolors:

New York-based Japanese designer Nao Tamura has just presented a beautiful, new collection of dishes inspired by cherry leaves. Debuting at the last Salone Satellite, part of Milan’s furniture fair for up-and-comers, the silicone kitchenware is perfect for anyone who enjoys a bit of nature indoors. The dishes can be rolled up, used in the microwave or oven, and is dishwasher safe. (via GBlog)

EXCUSE ME BUT ARE YOU TELLING ME I CAN EAT OFF OF LEAVES

NEED

(via sapphiremallory)

zebablah:

lexcanroar:

effingtomb:

you-and-me-divine:

If you didn’t think “Shia LaBeouf” could get better, you were wrong.

I literally can’t believe this exists there are tears in my eyes that I don’t remember crying

I laughed so hard that my mum came in and I had to show her and then she laughed A LOT 

I’M DELETING 

FUCK EVERYTHING

(via kinkyturtle)

poemsingreenink:

spoookyqueens:

i’m immensely disappointed that most if not all queer covers of quintessential love songs turn them in to slower, softer versions of the original

give me upbeat powerhouse obnoxious queer covers

Yes. Yes please.

(via spookybendings)

I’m not even posing in this picture I was just genuinely excited about the fact that this thing had a leash I could hold. I haven’t looked this manic in a picture since I was a child.

cosplayingwhileblack:

X

Character: Garnet

Series: Steven Universe

(Source: luxethrills, via blackfashion)

sherlockismyholmesboy:

stunningpicture:

I was at a horse race yesterday when some kid lost his balloon…

see you space horse

(via do-you-have-a-flag)

jessajohansson:

i didn’t understand the hype about wearing leggings as pants until i started wearing leggings as pants and now there’s no going back

(Source: daeneryus, via glittercyborgwitch)

supernatural-tardis:

i had a crush on this guy and i decided to pull a Pavlov on him by offering him whenever i saw him  this brand of candy he seemed to really like and after a while whenever he saw me he got excited for a second then you could see his expression shift to wondering the why the hell was he so happy to see me and i swear it was the evilest thing but also the most hilarious i made a guy like me by conditioning him into associating me to a candy he liked

(via faensoundslikefun)

feministjewishfangirl:

poniatowskaja:

suddenlyprompts:

I fell for her like Troy fell to the Greeks; quickly, and in the most embarrassing way imaginable.

I’m guessing you’re referring to the incident with the horse, but that came at the end of a war that lasted 10 years. Speed is relative, but if it takes you ten years to fall for someone, I would not call that ‘quickly’.

I fell for her like Troy fell to the Greeks: slowly, then all at once, and with the aid of a giant livestock model

(via transcosette)

Todays activity is: running around campus trying to find two professors who urgently need to sign something for me and who don’t answer my emails.

extra challenge: not screaming hysterically while doing so

schmergo:

I want a movie about a kid who just so happens to be born a Classic Gothic Hero, but in modern day. His name would be like Byron Dangerfield or something. 

Whenever he has EMOTIONS, there are claps of thunder and lightning. Every time he leans against a piece of furniture, it turns out to open a secret passageway leading to some dark secret, until eventually he’s just like “REALLY, GUYS?” All bad dreams are prophetic, even if it’s just that Starbucks will be out of pumpkin spice syrup the next day. Every girl he talks to swoons a lot and has a tyrannical heavy-browed father who are all played by the same actor. Ravens flock around him.

There are inexplicably paintings with moving eyes and moving suits of armor everywhere he goes, even McDonalds. Every time he moves to a new apartment, there is ALWAYS a screaming woman chained up in the room above his, and she invariably sets the place on fire. He’s so over it.

(via girlwith1oneeye)